Location, location, location.

The following is a classified ad for an apartment that I found on Craigslist back in March. I printed it out and it has been hanging on my refrigerator ever since. But I'm moving, and the printout has seen better days, so I'm not taking it with me. I will publish it here for posterity, because it's the best real estate listing I've ever seen.

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$150000 - Unique Studio in West Village
Reply to: anon-25572203@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-03-02, 7:52PM EST

Gorgeous STUDIO Condominium in the heart of the west village.
• $150K
• cc+tax $340
317 sq ft. Has no sink, but there is a bathtub. Toilet is in the kitchen -- it doubles as counter space. No windows, but there is a skylight on top of the bathtub. This is convenient because the skylight tends to leak on really rainy days. Great deal for the right buyer. LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.

Map: 12th and 6th ave
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commerical interests
this is in or around 6th and 12th

25572203

- posted by Brian @ 2:18 PM

 
Another great spam headline...

"U R Stupid Dumbass If U Pay Retail Pri-cee For Softwares particularly author sit"

Thank you, Mariette Rosena.

- posted by Brian @ 1:28 PM